Fuck Me in the Bathroom review

Porn Talk

This site doesn't feature dainty little princesses getting finger-banged. The girls here are alternative and sexually raw. They get pounded in the pussy and screwed up the ass, all while wearing their sexy black and white striped tights. They suck cock like they're groupies for a death rock band.

There are scandalous photographs. In "Please Fuck My Ass," ebony raver Marie Luv gets her asshole filled after she's bent over the toilet. Bright red-haired Jessie Lee goes to town on her roommate Mick Blue's cock in the shower, working it until he blows his hot load all over the colorful heart tattoo between her tits.

The videos erotically capture the dirty bathroom sex. In "Tooth Brush Romance," Kimberly Kane uses her roommate's dick as a toothbrush. Make sure you brush your the back of your throat, Kimmy! Vanessa Naughty almost looks innocent as she's sucking Mr. Pete's thumb. She's not!

Tech Talk

There aren't usually more than 100 pictures per set. They are 1080x720px and display in a Flash module. They cannot be downloaded as zip files. This lowers the Usability score.

You can start your browsing through the videos by watching the trailers. Once you've decided whether or not a video is kinky enough for you, you can watch the stream, download the full scene, or download the segments. Whichever you choose, you will encounter the same formats. WMVs are 320x192px and run at 262Kbps. High-quality WMVs are 640x368px and run at 1.94Mbps. MPEG4s are 640x360px and run at 2.02Mbps. iPod versions are 640x480px and run at 1.27Mbps. The Flash streams are 720x405px. Average run time is 15 minutes. Average segment length is 5 mins.

Tech Quality is not going to be great. The high-quality WMVs are what many sites, even ones more amateur than Burning Angel, feature as their average ones. They look good at their natural size, but I would like to see bigger resolution.

Small Talk and Personal Opinion

I think this is a rather unique site. I'm sure you've definitely seen plenty of bathroom sex scenes, but having an entire website dedicated to getting pounded in the bathroom is rather original. And can you think of anything steamier than a sexy shower romp? Being dirty while getting clean never looked so good, especially when the women have tattoos and piercings.

That brings me to the second "Small Talk" topic. Some of you will find an alternative site refreshing. This site isn't about orange, anorexic barbie dolls with fake tits. It's about all natural (or mostly so) alt girls getting ravaged or choking down cocks.

Joanna Angel never disappoints with her sites. When she says hardcore, she means hardcore. She even gets down and gets undressed in some of the content. The material isn't dainty little flowers getting diddled by airbrushed penises. These girls get pounded hard...in the bathroom.

And as a neat bonus, you get access to all the sites in the Joanna's network of alternative porn. Unfortunately this is also necessary since the updates on Fuck Me in the Bathroom are only once a month.

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