The Pussy Licker review

 

Our review of ThePussyLicker.com found that the content is pretty hot. The Pussy Licker knows both how to pick a sexy babe and get her off with his tongue. The high-res videos are impressive...when they work properly. Sometimes the uploads are incomplete. Updates don't appear to be going on any more, so the 23 scenes online are all we are getting.

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Points/USD: 1.60

Entertainment: 24/35   Pussy-lickin' good.
Technical content: 10/25   Occasional partial video uploads.
Usability: 10/15   Model database, zipped pics, category tags.
Updates: 2/25   No updates are being added to the site any more. Contains 23 scenes.
 
 
 
Review date: 2010-10-27
Reviewed by: Graham Stroker

Categories:
Amateur, Hardcore, Fetish, Videos

Tags:
cunnilingus, oral sex, pussy licking
 
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Concept and Introduction

The Pussy Licker goes by no other name as he finds women on whom to perform cunnilingus. He doesn't eat just any snatch. He checks to make sure the "bitch is worthy." He'll then make her moan with just a few flicks of his skilled muscle. Or so he claims.

 

Porn Talk

Neither the Pussy Licker nor his tongue discriminates. He will pick up white girls, black girls, Latin-American girls, and Asian girls. All that matters is that they are hot. He is a good judge of that. None of the babes he chooses are ugly.

Sometimes he cannot wait to dive his tongue into their pussies, so he will just start eating them out in public. This happens in the scene involving Mona Sofia. He finds her on her motel balcony wearing a slutty green top and black miniskirt and eats her out in the parking lot.

Most of the time he can wait until he gets inside an apartment. Once inside, no furniture or room is sacred. He has one woman doing a split on the back of a couch as he licks her hard clit. She, like the others, moans in ecstasy as his tongue makes her orgasm furiously.

 

Tech Talk

A WMV trailer is provided for viewing convenience. It can also be streamed online in Flash Player. Full-length movies can be streamed in Flash, too. They are 630x358px. There are three downloadable formats. WMV Highs are 800x532px and run at 4.08Mbps. WMV Lows are 480x320px and run at 4.08Mbps. iPod ones are 320x240px and run at 457Kbps. They start off with music that fades out so viewers can hear all the licking, sucking and moaning.

Photographs are 685x1024px. It looks like there was supposed to be a spot for them on the website, but there is just a blank space where they should be. Blank except for a link that allows the viewer to download them in zip format. Additionally, there are screen captures. These are 768x1024px.

The actual website navigation isn't as streamlined as the preview page. It isn't difficult to navigate, but the sloppier presentation negatively impacts Usability.

 

Small Talk and Personal Opinion

There are some major technical problems plaguing the site. I already mentioned the problem with the photograph pages being blank. On top of that, the newer episodes seem to have incomplete videos. They run for two of the typically fifteen minutes and stop. The older episodes don't seem to suffer from this problem. If the network ever updates the site again, they definitely need to remedy the situation.

The content that actually works should please both men and women. It should please men for two reasons. One is the obvious fact that it's sexy pornography featuring beautiful babes. The other reason is that it might teach them a thing or two about oral sex so they can use it on their women and profit sexually. Women will like it because they can pretend that it's their clits that are being stimulated. Also, they'll be pleased if their men learn something.

 

Pricing

PricePeriodRebillsAdditional Info
USD 29.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every period
USD 59.95 3 months / 90 daysNON recurring
USD 99.95 6 months / 180 daysNON recurring
 
Payment Processors:
CCBILL, EpochEU, SEGPAY
 

Conclusion

The Pussy Licker has his name cut out for him. He knows how to pick the girls. He knows how to lick the girls. Inside or out, his tongue always pleases. It's too bad the network doesn't know how to properly upload videos or supply voracious viewers with new updates. The 23 updates that are online now seem to be all we're going to get.



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