Rachel Aldana review

Porn Talk

English girls have, on average, the largest breasts in the world. Rachel Aldana is no exception; her girls measure a stunning 32JJ. No one knows what makes British tits so big; it may be something in the water. If so, Ms. Aldana must have been an incredibly hydrated youngster. Rachel's breasts used to have the Guinness Book of World Records stamp of approval as the largest in England - she's since been upstaged by Donna Jones' 40M rack, but Donna doesn't like hers - by her own testimony, her large bosoms are "ruining [her] life."

Thankfully for us, though, Rachel sees her boobs as an asset, not a hindrance, and has no qualms about showing them off. She does so on her solo softcore site, which is chock-full of pictures and videos of her delectable form posing in all manners of undress. Do you like sweet, down-to-earth English birds with large bosoms? If so, you will love Ms. Aldana. Do note that Rachel Aldana does not actually get fully naked during her photo sessions.

Tech Talk

Videos make up the lion's share of content available at Rachel Aldana's site - some are advertised as webcam vids, while others are advertised as "HD." Each video page immediately opens up a 1500kb, 640x480 Flash stream; videos can also be downloaded, however, in MOV and WMV formats. The MOV files clock in at 960x540 and 4000kb; they look nice, bright and cheerful. The WMVs are exactly the same resolution and bit rate as the MOVs but have a higher bit rate of around 7 mbps. These, too, look superb, even if they're technically not HD.

Photo-wise, each gallery holds around 30 pics and can be downloaded as a zip. You can also browse pics as a slideshow, but downloading them is the preferred method of viewing because then you can check them out in glorious 3005x2013 resolution. These puppies are pro-shot and look, well, fantastic. Rachel's a pin-up model by trade, and these photos demonstrate that. Bloody good show, Rachel!

Small Talk and Personal Opinion

Rachel Aldana seems like a real sweet girl; as such, it's hard not to love her little slice of the world wide web. She's also very accommodating to her fans, which is quite endearing - members can send personal messages to Rachel via the site, she writes on her blog and diary (a collection of galleries of self-shot photos with commentary attached to each), and her "Ask Rachel" section (in which members ask her a question and she responds via video) is constantly updated. She's even got a detailed bio up about herself!

Rachel's site covers all the bases that other solo girl sites sorely neglect - it's got her personal touch all over it, and it's updated at least three times a week. There are currently 132 videos and 110 photo galleries on the site; with regular updates, these archives are eventually going to get as big as Rachel's bountiful bosoms!

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