Porn Talk

Heal My Ass sticks to its promise. Medical fetish is in every video and photo shoot. It’s not just costumes either. There is heavy toy usage. For example, anal probes are used quite frequently. That brings me to another point. Heal My Ass couldn’t be a more appropriate title. There is lots of anal play in addition to the medical fetish. As I just recently stated, penises aren’t the only things going into the models’ anuses.

While the amount of fetish might deter viewers into more mainstream pornography, the website will definitely arouse people into medical play and anal sex. Even if you are ambivalent about fetish, the large amount of hot anal sex will be very arousing if that is your thing.

Another interesting thing about the website is the amount of comedy. I am not sure if the humor was intended or not. I am leaning more towards the former because some of the facial expressions and costumes are just outrageous. For example, there is a woman dressed as a chicken. I personally thought that was amusing.

Tech Talk

The main focus here is videos. They are set up like porn with plots.

There are two categories of pictures. One category is photo sets. There are less than a hundred pictures in each set, but the action gets quite hardcore. They have a resolution of 449x600. The other is video captures which have even less pictures per set. They are also of lower quality, with a resolution of 200x160. Their purpose is to preview the videos.

The movies can be streamed on the website in a flash player. The full movie can be downloaded in four formats. The first runs in Quick Time with a resolution 360x288 of and a bit rate of 2.03Mbps. The second is a smaller video playable on the PSP or iPod. The third is in MPEG format and runs at with a resolution of 352x288. The last and final format is WMV with a resolution of 720x576 and a bit rate of 2.19Mbps. While that does look good, I have seen higher quality videos.

Additionally, the videos can be downloaded in clips relative to the length of the feature films. These clips are of the WMV format and run at a resolution of 720x576 with a bit rate of 2.19Mbps.

Small Talk and Personal Opinion

I really liked Heal My Ass. In fact, I thought it was great as soon as I discovered the sheer wit behind the title. Of course, wittiness isn’t a prime reason why people visit porn sites. They visit for the action. The action on Heal My Ass is very hardcore. It’s phenomenal. There’s fast, rough, and very graphic sex. What I particularly enjoyed was the medical fetish. I’m also a sucker for stockings. The costumes were also great, from the chicken to the nun.

I will say that Heal My Ass is not a place for great pictures. Movies are its specialty. And these are awesome. Not only are the movies reasonable quality, but they are also enhanced with neat affects. For example, when Dr. Schmutz, the male star of the website, is dreaming during one of the videos, the texture is grainy. When he wakes up, everything is crystal clear. The music is done in a superb manner. I really like how there are plots to the films.

A shame that the site is no longer being updated, but there is still 24 scenes on the site.

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