Celeb Matrix review

Porn Talk

The gals on Celeb Matrix range from genuine celebrities (Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Katy Perry, etc.) to chicks that are famous just for being famously slutty (Tila Tequila, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, et al.). From the A- to the D-list, damn near any chick in the modern public lexicon can be found here in various states of undress - chances are good that your fave star is featured in multiple sets.

The content itself is a combination of brand-new paparazzi snaps (many of which were taken mere days before their addition to the site), magazine scans, stolen sex tapes, and clips from movies and TV shows. If you ever tire of celebrities, non-notorious bonus content is also available - hundreds of DVDs, a few dozen streaming sites that cover all porn genres, erotic stories and third-party cams are easily accessible via a static link bar (it goes without saying, however, that the cams aren't free).

Tech Talk

As is the case with other sites of this ilk, the content available at Celeb Matrix has been pulled from a wide variety of sources. Because of this, the size and resolution of images vary. New paparazzi pics are quite large (1024x964 is an average size) and clear; magazine scans and old pics, however, are much smaller in size (i.e. 500x650) and can look pixilated as hell. All image galleries can be viewed as slideshows or downloaded as zip files.

Videos also vary in quality; the size of a video depends on where it comes from and when it was uploaded (older downloadable videos are usually 640x490 in size; new ones are 720x384). Vids are available as 760x488 Flash files as well as downloadable MP4s (700kb, 320x240), MPGs (700kb, 720x384) and DixX AVIs (2000kb, 720x576). The downloadable videos look vastly superior to the Flash videos - if you don't mind waiting, just save them to your hard drive.

Small Talk and Personal Opinion

Celeb Matrix has undergone a complete overhaul since I last visited it some months ago - they've tweaked their design, switched up their bonus content a little bit, and added a shitload of new spank material to their archives. Unfortunately, they didn't bother to correct the errors that existed last go-round - most notably their spotty search feature. Searching for a specific celeb pulls up everyone with that same first name - that is, when the search feature actually works. If you're not content with just browsing, this navigational oversight can be quite the boner killer.

The bonus content can be quite a boner killer as well; the vast majority of it is incredibly low in quality. In terms of the site's main archives, though, you'd be hard pressed to find another celeb site so consistently filled with new content (other than Mr Skin, of course).

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