Fucking Machines review
Fucking Machines is one of the many sites from the quality niche producer Kink.com. While many of Kink's sites focus on BDSM, this site's main thrust is on beautiful women's ability to withstand everything that a fucking machine can dish out. See them orgasm several times at 350 RPMs!
Review date: 2009-02-24
Reviewed by: Tamesin
Mini review
Fucking Machines is a very good quality site revolving around gadgets and toys used on porn stars. Sometimes bdsm is combined to make for a very intense experience. It’s updated once a week with large sized photo galleries (over 100 pictures) and long HD video recorded episodes (usually over 30 minutes).
Quick facts
| Entertainment: | 31/35 (Excellent) | Great quality content revolving around fucking machines and sometimes bdsm mixed with fucking machines. |
| Technical content: | 22/25 (Excellent) | Good quality with HD videos. |
| Usability: | 12/15 (Very good) | Navigation is as easy on the inside as it is on the tour. I miss full length videos though. |
| Updates: | 17/25 (Good) | Regular weekly updates that include sizable photo galleries (usually over 100 pictures) and videos (usually over 30 minutes in length). |
| 84 /100 |
FULL REVIEW
Porn Talk
Tools, gadgets, toys, and joys fill the episodes in Fucking Machines. Almost 40 different kinds of machines are used, showing off not only Kink.com's gadget know-how, but also their sexual creativity. While there is some BDSM in several sessions, machine operated sex takes center stage. There are several episodes with no bdsm, as well as quite a few episodes with two women. Women are teased and forced to orgasm in the most body shattering ways. One look at the content, and you'll see how real the action is; it doesn't look the least bit posed or rehearsed. Many of these women look very surprised at just what these machines can do, while others look like they're having an out of body experience. Most episodes contain a brief interview before and after the machine mania. The women look thoroughly spent, but very satisfied, after their experiences in the dungeon.
Tech Talk
There are well over 400 episodes, archived since September, 2000. Each episode has photo galleries (averaging around 250 pictures) and long videos (averaging around 40 minutes long).
Many episodes contain low and high resolution photos. The low res open to good quality 800x533 pixels. The high res open to excellent quality 1200x800 pixels. Many of the older galleries have only the 800 pixel pictures and are good quality.
You can stream in Real Player (newer episodes stream in Flash) or zip download the video clips in Windows Media HD (1280x720 WMV), Highest Quality HD (1280x720 MP4), medium WMV and iPod (MP4). While there's no option to watch full length videos, the clips are generally several minutes long.
Since this site goes back several years, you'll see varying video screen sizes. I watched the newer episodes in the default WMV option, which play on a very good quality 960x540 (2.07 Mbps) screen; full screen mode doesn't diminish quality. The older videos open in a smaller (320x240, 509 Kbps) screen. Many of these play only in Real Player and have shorter clips (around a minute).
Small Talk and Personal Opinion
Since Princess Donna and Sarah Jane have such great chemistry, I watched one of their episodes. It contained bdsm, such as spanking, suspension and extreme bondage, hair pulling, blindfolding, face slapping, choking, and whipping. In one memorable scene, Sarah Jane is tied up so spread eagle her legs look beyond spread eagle. The fucking machine entered Sarah - fast or slow - according to the remote held in Princess Donna's hand. Sarah Jane was continually brought to the edge and was clearly uncomfortable trying to control herself and only orgasm when Princess Donna allowed. She was sweating, moaning and whimpering. She had to pull off the fucking machine several times so she wouldn't cum. The final scene includes dildos in Sarah Jane's pussy and ass, both of which were connected to the fucking machine.
Another episode I watched contained total sensuality and exploration, with no bdsm. Dominican Millian Blu is a cute little spitfire, exploring all kinds of gadgets. Since this was the first time Millian experienced machine sex, she was a little nervous, but she was soon cumming and squirting all over. She tried out all kinds of machines, including the Sybian.
Pricing
| Price | Period | Rebills | Additional Info |
| USD 29.90 | 1 month / 30 days | Rebills after every period | |
| USD 49.90 | 2 months / 60 days | Rebills after every period | |
| USD 59.90 | 3 months / 90 days | Rebills after every period | |
| USD 99.00 | 6 months / 180 days | NON recurring |
DHD Media, Epoch
Conclusion
Fucking Machines is a top rate bdsm and machine sex site. Their weekly updates contain both quality and quantity content. The videos are sizable, with clips of at least several minutes in length. Each of the photo galleries average around 250 good quality pictures. Lest you think this is just a bdsm site, most episodes revolve around a woman exploring and experiencing all the delights fucking machines can bring. If you're in to bdsm and/or fucking machines, this site is a must-see.
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