Will She Explode review

Porn Talk

Big fucking dildos. That's what these porn starlets use here. They come in peach, black, and red. Just like with real penises, it's not the color that matters; it's the size and how they're used. And these sluts know how to use them -- sometimes even two at a time! Just look at "Beverly Hills Dildo." The banging brunette there shoves one in her pussy and one up her ass.

Other bitches will use one gigantic dildo. Most of the women try to fit the monstrosities in their mouths first, coating them with spit before sinking them as far as they can go into their lower orifices. In some cases, that's not much farther than the head.

And, yes, I said baseball bats in the Introduction. I'm pretty sure they're actually softball bats, but that's still quite a feat in either case. Alison Pierce shoves it in halfway down the top part.

Tech Talk

Photographs are 757x1136px. The number of pics per set varies. Some sets have under 100. Others have over 200. They cannot be downloaded as zip files, but they can be viewed as slide shows. Screen captures are 800x450px. It would be nicer if they came from the HD videos. There are usually three pages of thumbnails.

Full-length Flash movies stream online. They are 640x360px and run at 2 Mbps. One-minute Flash versions exist for people with slower connections. The full, low-quality MPEGs are 360x202px and run at 1.15 Mbps. The full, medium-quality WMVs are 640x368px and run at 2.14 Mbps. The full, high-definition WMVs are 1920x1080px and run at 7.42Mbps. Once again, the Fucking Awesome network delivers genuine HD content. Average video length is 15 minutes.

Navigation would be better if there were category tags. Still run times and image numbers are clearly written on the main page.

Small Talk and Personal Opinion

You'll really like how the videos start out with introductions. The models are generally pretty small, and most of them haven't been in a video before. As you hear them say they are five-foot-nothing and weigh less than 120 pounds, you'll shake with anticipation as you try to wrap your head around how these little cuties can fit so much in their tiny pinks. Can she even do it? Or will she explode? You'll just have to watch. But have some tissues on hand because you'll definitely explode.

There is one promotional problem. None of the sets with baseball bats had the women using them in the gallery cover. I had to go to the preview page to get the names of these brave (or loose) porn starlets, and then find them in the model database. The network should definitely play this up since most sites don't normally feature it.

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