Real Life Spankings review

Porn Talk

Real Life Spankings purports to be the place on the web "where naughty girls and women get what they deserve." On their tour page, they assure potential members that "when girls don't behave their bottoms are soundly spanked!" And spanked they are - Mike, a Holland resident who runs the site with his partner Kathy, makes sure of it. Real Life Spankings houses heaps of videos and photo sets featuring none other than Mike himself doling out discipline to a whole mess of scared-looking European chicks. Gals run the gamut of looks, from fat to thin, young to old and black to white - Mike's an equal opportunity spanker who rules his online kingdom with an iron paddle. The site's thoroughly amateur, which means you won't find its models anywhere else on the web – if you do find them elsewhere, let Mike know; he'll surely set their asses straight quick, fast and in a hurry.

This is a pretty straightforward spanking fetish site. The scenes focus on that tushy punishment alone. There is no sex or any excessive nudity, beyond the dropping their pants and underwear to get what's coming to them the amateur babes stay fully clothed. By the end of most of these flogging and paddling session the babes have crimson red ass cheeks with dark bruises blooming in their freshly smarted bottoms. It's intense and very real, so be ready for it.

Tech Talk

There’s currently around 550 image galleries hosted on the site, with one new gallery added every three days. Depending on date of upload, image resolutions range from 1008x756 to 690x517 (older updates are obviously lower in resolution than newer ones). Each gallery generally hosts around 25 pics, but many of the older galleries host even less. Zip files aren't available for any of the galleries, nor are slideshows. Shucks. These are actual photos, not screencaps (although screencaps are available with the videos), but they still look grainy and amateurish.

Each video is split up into 1:30 segments. The tour page claims that the site houses 780 videos; I suppose this is true, as you can only download movies in small segments and not as complete videos. New flicks are presented as 720x400 WMV files; old flicks are presented as 320x240 Real Player files (no, really). Again, the content looks thoroughly amateur. I would say that some good lighting would benefit the video quality greatly.

Small Talk and Personal Opinion

It's pretty clear that this site is a homemade production from top to bottom. The videos look amateur but so too does the web design. The lack of browsing tools and organization is a bit of a bummer, but in some ways the homemade feel of the site makes you feel closer to the action, and makes it that much more taboo.

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