Spank That Brat review

Porn Talk

Audrey and Abigail, a real-life lesbian couple, are the brains behind Spank That Brat. Of the two petite brunettes, Audrey is the spanker and Abigail the spankee - a handful of equally adorable gals, however, also get their asses handed to them by Audrey and others in photo and video formats.

Spank That Brat's got a homemade vibe to it, right down to the basic HTML utilized in its site design. Audrey and Abi have also included erotic stories, vintage photo galleries (one of which involves the delightful Miss Bettie Page), scans of historical newspaper articles, biographies, write-ups about the gals, a "birthday spankings" section and a message board along with the site's exclusive videos and pictures, all of which serve to further personalize their labor of love. There's no sex, no men, and very little full nudity on this site - spanking's the star of the show here, folks.

Tech Talk

Videos are available solely as WMV downloads, although Audrey and Abi assure members that they’re "currently working to set up streaming video for your convenience!" Resolutions vary - of the handful of videos I downloaded, some were 640x480 and others were 720x480. There are currently 47 videos on the site, 18 of which are exclusively devoted to Audrey and Abi. It is unclear whether or not more updates are going on since no dates are noted. But it does not seem that the Abi and Audrey collection is growing.

Photo resolutions also vary. A random selection of galleries revealed pics sized at 427x640, 600x400 and 800x560 - there's really no rhyme or reason to why some are larger than others. Unfortunately, galleries can't be downloaded as zip files - considering the fact that each one holds around 80 photos, this is quite the bummer.

Quality-wise, the content is pretty average for an amateur site. There's no high res photos or videos to speak of, but what they lack in size they make up for in uniqueness and charm.

Small Talk and Personal Opinion

I'll admit it - Spank That Brat's amateurish, cluttered site design initially underwhelmed me. Once I examined the site more closely, however, I couldn't help but be charmed by Audrey and Abigail. Their killer personalities and love for what they do is evident; even more importantly, they're hot! 95 percent of the chicks they pick to spank are lookers, too.

Audrey and Abi are cheeky, to be sure – the set-ups to their videos can be pretty darn delightful, and their use of humor (one video asks the viewer to "cut to your imagination" instead of watching the two fuck) tickles me. The only real complaints I have are that video and photo resolutions could be better, and the site could be updated with more regularity - including a touch more nudity and maybe a little Sapphic action now and then wouldn't hurt, either. The site's clearly a labor of love, though, and a work in progress. Who could rag on that?

5 other spanking sites with a similar amateurish feel to them is included with a membership.

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