My Beautiful Tease review


On 'My Beautiful Tease' English amateurs strike a pose and stroke off with aplomb. Videos and photo galleries showcase the site's exclusive content but broken links, a missing update schedule and a weak content archive ultimately spoils the fun for members. It's a good idea, just poorly executed in its current state.

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Points/USD: 3.77

Entertainment: 24/35   These gals are kind of cute in a girl-next-door sort of way. They strip and masturbate.
Technical content: 12/25   Photos are pro-shot, but their looks and resolutions are unimpressive. Same goes for the videos.
Usability: 4/15   Links don't work, promised downloads are unavailable, and the site switches from tour to members area constantly.
Updates: 7/25   There's no discernable update schedule posted anywhere on the site. Existing archive is very small.
Date: 2010-04-06
Written by: Megan K

Amateur, 18-23, Glamour, Softcore, Photography, Videos

British women, lingerie, sex toys, solo masturbation, solo posing
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Concept and Introduction

My Beautiful Tease specializes in exclusive photos and videos of randy British birds who love to feel themselves up and get themselves off for your amusement. It bills itself as "an active, horny community built around porn, British girls and delicious pussy" that houses the "hottest, filthiest models in the UK!"


Porn Talk

There are currently nine models featured on the site, all of which have a decidedly girl-next-door aesthetic to them. The spread's about even between blondes and brunettes, and all of 'em (save one) have small, perky breasts and fit physiques.

Teasing is (unsurprisingly) the name of the game here, as there’s no hardcore content to speak of - these chicks pose, strip and fuck themselves in damn near every update, usually enlisting the help of colorful fake phalluses. If the solo content isn't enough and you feel an overwhelming desire to watch these chicks get nailed, you can usually access hardcore content from their model directory pages; sadly, however, this content requires an additional fee and sign-up. Speaking of the model directory, it also provides a few factoids about the gals you'll be jerking off to (if you're into that sort of thing) and showcases teaser thumbnails of future updates.


Tech Talk

Videos purport to be downloadable as WMV and MP4 files, but of the ten videos currently on the site only two WMVs and one MP4 actually downloaded when I clicked on them (the others just brought up "page not found" error messages).

The WMVs are 1104x827, and the MP4 is 960x540 - not really HD, but not laughably small either. All videos can be streamed within your browser as 780x415 Flash files - you have the option of viewing them in full screen as well, but bear in mind that they'll be heavily pixilated if you do so.

Photo galleries open in a Flash-based, browser-only viewer; to see full resolution snaps you'll need to download each gallery's ZIP file. The resolution of zipped pics is 683x1024 - again, not terrible, but not terribly exciting either. The photos are obviously professionally shot, but have a kind of weird look to them - see the samples for an example. The videos also look professional but are slightly less visually exciting than the photos.


Small Talk and Personal Opinion

According to My Beautiful Tease's mission statement, the site used to be free: "[However,] the decision to make MBT a pay site...was not an enterprising one but a logical evolution of a hobby that has now become too expensive to be solely financed by the creator's nine to five job."

Now, I'm all for supporting the little guy, but the simple fact remains that this site really doesn't provide good value for money even if the membership fees are relatively low. Most downloadable videos are M.I.A, some videos are deceptively described, there's no update schedule to speak of, there's a very limited (10 videos and 13 photo sets) content archive, the navigation constantly switches from tour area to members area... must I go on? The site's not completely irredeemable; if you like to watch chicks masturbate, I suppose you could do worse, but it's currently in a state of shambles.



PricePeriodRebillsAdditional Info
USD 3.00 2 daysRebills after every periodRebills at $8.00 recurring every 30 days until cancelled
USD 13.00 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every periodRebills at $10.00 recurring every 30 days until cancelled
USD 16.00 1 month / 30 daysNON recurring
USD 22.00 2 months / 60 daysRebills after every periodRebills at $20.00 recurring every 60 days until cancelled
USD 40.00 2 months / 60 daysNON recurring
USD 60.00 1 yearNON recurring
Payment Processors:
CCBill, Epoch


My Beautiful Tease starts out promising but fizzles quickly. If you're into girl-next-door type amateurs, you may find yourself salivating over these birds...trouble is, though, accessing quality content featuring them is damned near impossible. Most downloadable vids are anything but, and the Flash videos are pixilated and washed out. Photos are of decent quality, but still a bit too small for my tastes and don't look quite right. Until My Beautiful Tease gets its act together, I can't recommend it.

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