Teach My Ass review

 

Teach My Ass features anal fetish movies with POV ass fingering and masturbation, followed by the girls' first ever anal sex. The movies are exclusive and star hot and 18-23 year old European amateurs, and for fans that want lots of footage of buttholes being fingers and stretched and played with it delivers. The site isn't updated any longer though and does not offer HD video playback as promised. It is is still a tempting pick based on the quality of its ass fetish porn alone though, so don't write them off just yet.

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57
Above Average
 

Points/USD: 1.90

Entertainment: 31/35   Lots of POV focus on fingering, toying with and masturbating the girls' tight butts before fucking them.
Technical content: 15/25   Pretty average quality for 2013.
Usability: 7/15   Fairly poor members area. Just one download file type.
Updates: 2/25   No longer updates.
 
 
 
Date: 2013-01-22
Written by: Jerry Fritz

Categories:
Anal, 18-23, Butts, Fetish, Amateur, Hardcore, Videos

Tags:
anal gaping, anal play, anal sex, ass worship, European girls, insertions, POV, sex toys, speculum
 
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Concept and Introduction

Teach My Ass is a niche site that stars hot European amateur girls who want to learn about anal. These guy teaches them, fingering, masturbating, and fucking their tight buttholes in his POV porn movies.

 

Porn Talk

Every episode on this site follows a similar vignette. A very similar one in fact. There seems to be a curriculum developed and used by the Maestro teaching these anal classes, and he rarely deviates from it.

It starts with showing the girl off on camera in panties and a small top, having her show her tits and her ass, and taking a few liberties her gropes those firm body parts. Then she is undressed and gets on her hands and knees as the Maestro gets his hands dirty. With lots of lube he fingers and masturbates her asshole, then introduces one or two soft toys. For those who have had anal, you'll know that he's laying the pipe, so to speak, for the real deal. All of this butt teasing and toying is filmed in POV. He might use a speculum on her butthole to get a real good look inside her once she's good and gaped. Now the girl gets to sit up on her knees and suck his cock for a few minutes before the anal sex. When he finally fucks that lubed-up ass, it's in two positions: bent over, then splayed out on her back with her legs in the air. Most girls get finished off with a facial cumshot.

Just about every scene fits that exact pattern, and though it becomes predictable, it is always enjoyable - most of all for the amplitude of time that's spent toying and fingering and stretching out the girl's ass, which is what lured all of us into their members area to begin with.

 

Tech Talk

The tour had pointed out there would be HD playback but sadly there isn't. Movies come in one quality format, a 540p Windows Media file that opens to a 960x540 screen (3 mbits). The picture quality is very good, but not high definition. Your only options will be to download the full length scene all in one file or to download any of a series of clips it is broken up into.

The picture sets look good but again, aren't high resolution. They photographs open to 853x1280 pixels and you are free to browse through all of the galleries online. You can save individual photos by manually right clicking them and saving them to hard drive. There are no zip-archive downloads, though.

There is also no streaming video, which was disappointing for a site still running in 2013.

 

Small Talk and Personal Opinion

The site isn't small - it has about 74 videos and 58 galleries online - but it isn't growing. It hasn't grown in well over a year, in fact, so this looks to be a dormant library. That doesn't necessarily mean it's not a good site though. The porn appeals to a specific audience with a specific taste and does a good job of giving those folks what they're after - if you count yourself among those folks, the porn is certainly good enough.

You will, however, have to put up with a very poorly designed members area that can be a mess to navigate and limited media and download options.

It might lighten your mood to consider another good feature of a membership here: full and unlimited access to the entire Jerk-Off pass network of sites, plus another 17 sites that feature European girls 18-23 and lots of anal, such as Make Teen Gape and Analyzed Girls. These sites are going to fall into the same caliber of quality as Teach My Ass, though.

 

Pricing

PricePeriodRebillsAdditional Info
USD 29.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every period
USD 59.95 3 months / 90 daysRebills after every period
 
Payment Processors:
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Conclusion

Teach My ass offers great anal play with hot 18-23 year old amateur girls, but the site isn't getting any bigger and it's not in HD as promised. The porn is really good though, and there are lots of bonuses included, so don't write it off. It is definitely worth a visit and if the format and style appeals to you, it's worth joining.



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