Hot and Mean review

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Hot and Mean is a new site and still small. Videos are long and offered in a dizzying variety of convenient options but the 720p and 1080p downloads will not be available until you've been a member for 6 months. Photo galleries are massive and contain regular-res pictures that you can download in zip files. Membership also gives you access to 20+ other sites on the Brazzers network, which updates several times a day. Fans of reality porn in general have a great deal here, though there isn't too much lesbian content yet.

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Very Good

Points/USD: 3.09

Entertainment: 28/35   The reality scenarios are fun, if not the most original, and star some of the hottest and bustiest pornstar babes.
Technical content: 20/25   Good quality movies, High-res photographs, HD content only available after 6 months of membership.
Usability: 13/15   A wide variety of options for streaming and downloads, browsing photographs and navigating to other websites in the same network.
Updates: 15/25   Weekly updates, but network updates several times a day.
Date: 2009-10-14
Written by: Jerry Fritz

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Concept and Introduction

Hot and Mean is an intense lesbian porn site with a reality flourish. Gorgeous pornstars play the role of horny office girls, kinky girlfriends and curious teens that are more interested in big tits and tight pussy than hard cock. They use fingers, tongues, toys and strapon cocks to fuck each other's tight holes in exciting and often rough episodes that document their illicit and taboo encounters.


Porn Talk

The concept driving Hot and Mean is dripping from each of its exclusive episodes. As promised there are zero cocks in the mix here, only gorgeous pornstar babes stripping, fondling and fucking each other's tight and well-sexed bodies. Scenarios vary but follow a loose format. There's a good deal of acting in the beginning, setting up the lesbian encounter between the (usually busty) babes. Once the sex begins the story disappears as the ladies bend each other over office desks, dining room tables and kitchen sinks to lick, prod and fuck one another raw with strapon cocks. Each scene offers great settings, props, costumes and camera work. Members can leave comments on episodes and it isn't unheard of for the pornstars to drop in and say thanks or leave their own thoughts. There is also a thriving forum and a community section where members submit photos and videos to share with others.


Tech Talk

There are a total of 14 episodes at the time of this review. Each of them will offer both a video and a photo gallery. Movies run around 30 minutes long and are offered in a wide range of formats and options. All movies can be streamed in a high quality Flash video player. These offer a large 720x528 resolution and a high quality compression that is better than your average download. You can also download movies as full-length scenes in Windows Media, MPEG and Mp4 formats. Windows Media files offer a great quality image.

There are promises of HD everywhere you look but you will only get access to the HD content once you've been a member for 6 months. At that time you'll have 720p and 1080p Blu-Ray downloads. A 720p streaming option also becomes available. Needless to say, these look amazing in terms of quality and can be burned to disc and played on your big screen LCD.

Photo galleries are absolutely massive, averaging over 1,500 images in each. These are regular-res pictures but they look very good. You can browse them online, watch them in a slideshow or download them in zip files. The sets contain photos of each of the pornstars posing and stripping before cataloging the same action that you'll see in the videos in a still picture format.


Small Talk and Personal Opinion

Brazzers is the team behind Hot and Mean, so it's really no surprise to find such gorgeous content and beautiful pornstars running around in the small collection of lesbian movies here. This is their first lesbian-focused reality site and so far I think it's been a huge success. There are just a massive number of ways for members to enjoy the content here, both in video and photo formats and each offers some of the best quality options that can be found online. I was a bit bummed to find out the HD quality goods are locked up until you've been a member for 6 months, but with all this site has to offer those 6 months will fly right by and still be worth every penny.

Updates are made every week at Hot and Mean so that small collection is growing steadily. You also get access to the entire Brazzers Network of 20+ reality porn sites. These star many of the same models from Hot and Mean and tend to favor busty pornstar types. The network updates several times a day with new content and the members area is one interconnected masterpiece. Browsing is fast, simple and easy. You can look up your favorite stars, browse by action, look at particular sites or even have random episodes served up. In this way Brazzers is truly an example that other sites look up to and emulate.



PricePeriodRebillsAdditional Info
USD 0.95 2 daysRebills after every periodRebills at $39.95
USD 24.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every period
USD 59.95 3 months / 90 daysRebills after every period
USD 95.95 1 yearNON recurring
Payment Processors:
Netbilling, CCBill


Hot And Mean is new but it is already a very good value in my opinion. The quality levels are high and the content is fresh and exciting with a high quality of production and a stellar roster of pornstar babes. With full access to the entire Brazzers network you'll have plenty of content to enjoy here in the 6 months it will take before you get access to the HD options. I wasn't too happy with such a long wait but it wasn't enough to turn me off to this otherwise fantastic site.

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