Squirt Coach review


The Squirt Coach review takes a very close look at the new squirting/hardcore porn site. Videos look great in streaming flash players and photos are high-res. Euro babes star in every scene but there are no video download options. Read on for more details and the final word on SquirtCoach.

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Points/USD: 4.55

Entertainment: 31/35   Gorgeous European models, intense hardcore, fingering and squirting action. Language is not English in the movies though and no subtitles are offered.
Technical content: 20/25   Flash video streams look sharp, even expanded to full-screen. Not quite HD, but almost.
Usability: 9/15   Streaming videos, but no downloads for videos, no zip files for galleries.
Updates: 7/25   Update schedule is unclear, but they don't happen as frequently as one could have hoped.
Date: 2010-05-06
Written by: Jerry Fritz

Squirting, Reality, Hardcore, Videos, Mega-Sites

European girls, female ejaculation, fingering, forced orgasm, German spoken
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Concept and Introduction

Squirt Coach is a reality site where Markus, a benevolent and well-intentioned... -- who am I kidding. This guys is horny, and knows how to make gorgeous Euro Girls reach the peaks of sexual ecstasy and squirt in torrential floods of cum. He teaches them all he knows, and gets some pussy for his trouble.


Porn Talk

Every scene at Squirt Coach is 100% dedicated to making these girls squirt, but they have a lot of fun along the way. Some the scenes start off with what I'm sure are hilarious dialogues -- but since they are not in English I wouldn't know - they are all in German. That the scenes aren't subtitled or in my native tongue didn't make them any less enjoyable though. It's clear that Markus is a hilarious, fun loving guy. It's also clear he loves to fuck and brings babes pleasure they've never felt.

Scenes will include a mix of pussy licking and fingering, toy usage and hardcore fucking. The babes will usually be brought to a cumming climax via Markus' hard-reaming fingers. They'll suck his cock, let him fuck their pussy and assholes and take messy cumshots on their tits and faces to show their gratitude. Grab your rain slicker, because these are wet and messy hardcore squirting scenes.


Tech Talk

None of the videos at Squirt Coach can be downloaded. Instead, you'll be able to watch them instantly online in a Flash Video player. The site calls it HD, but given that its resolution is smaller then 1280x720 (though not by much) they aren't fully HD. You can view the stream at Low (700Kbps) or High (1.5Mbps) quality. The High setting looks fantastic and when I expanded it to full-screen, it still looked sharp. Most movies ran about 30 minutes long.

Every episode includes a large gallery of photographs. These can be viewed at two sizes. These average from 75 to 100 images each. Pictures are high-res and look fantastic. You can choose to view them at 900x600 pixels or at the large 1500x1000 size. You can do so online, but they do not provide any zip file downloads. You can right-click and save the images you like best manually, though.


Small Talk and Personal Opinion

Squirt Coach was, for me, a very fun site to visit. I may be biased, however; the site stars gorgeous glamor models from Eastern Europe, which just melt me like butter. These beautiful babes really get worked over, and the combination of hardcore fucking with intense pussy stimulation terminating in a gushing, squirtastic finale is just a real satisfying thing to watch.

The site has some great usability features on one hand -- videos load instantly online and can be viewed in high quality Flash streams. I really liked that. I also loved how easy it is to browse through episodes, check the top rated content by members and visit the bonus sites that are included (there are 7 high quality sites, all starring gorgeous Euro sluts). On the other hand, the site doesn't permit downloading of the video and has no zip files, two things that I know a lot of porn surfers are going to sorely miss.

In the end I believe it all balances out and Squirt Coach is a great deal, especially for those that like Euro babes and the other hardcore fetish actions that can be enjoyed on the bonus sites such as Date Site Liars and Hunting for Pussy



PricePeriodRebillsAdditional Info
USD 14.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every period
USD 29.95 3 months / 90 daysRebills after every period
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Squirt Coach is a solid site with fantastic squirting action mixed with regular hardcore sex. The babes are beautiful, the movies and photos are extremely professional and well produced. The only downside is the lack of video download options and zip files for the galleries. It also isn't entirely clear how often updates are added. At least it didn't seem to be weekly as far as I could see.

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