Captain Stabbin review

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Captain Stabbin isn't sailing so much these days, and has made just 2 updates since he stopped in 2008. The library was already big when he put the boat in drydock, though, and remains full of classics in anal porn and boat-sex. With access to the entire Reality Kings network as a bonus (which is full of 1080p HD, similar models, and more anal sex), the site remains a nice pick in 2011.

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Points/USD: 3.45

Entertainment: 28/35   Good hardcore anal, but it's a bit general/repetative.
Technical content: 17/25   With only two exceptions, movie quality is good but not HD.
Usability: 13/15   Getting around the content, accessing bonuses, and a myriad of media options makes surfing easy.
Updates: 2/25   No longer updates.
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Concept and Introduction

Captain Stabbin is a swashbuckler out of Southern Miami with a big fucking boat. Hot girls in bikinis like it enough to let the Captain enjoy their hard, sun-tanned bodies, especially their tight butts in hardcore anal sex.


Porn Talk

Captain Stabbin doesn't have much of a plot to it, but when it launched, reality porn was a pretty new spin and so what seems overdone in 2011 was cutting edge when the site started in 2002.

Scenes start with the guys looking for hot pussy on the beach. They spot a fine thing or two in tiny bikinis with nice asses and get them back to their expensive yacht for booze and partying. This leads to the girls tanning nude or just letting the guys touch and grope their hard bodies.

The sex following it is your standard hardcore with anal; tits are sucked on and fucked if they are big enough, pussy is eaten, fingered and pile driven; asses are spread wide and filled with tube meat; the lads bust their nuts on the girls' faces, tits, asses, wherever they feel like cumming out on them, and the girls don't mind it. Quite a few scenes are threesomes or group scenarios.


Tech Talk

There were two updates in 2010 and both of these offer 1080p HD playback. They come in MP4 files that offer a 1920x1080 pixel resolution and a 10 mbits/s bit rate.

The rest of the library was added prior and up to 2008. These movies (about 250 of them) are not in HD, but can be saved as great WMV downloads instead. These have a 768x432 resolution and a 1.5 mbits/s bit rate. You can also save movies in MPEG clips that are 512x288 pixels.

Scenes can be streamed online in a Flash video player that loads quickly and has a good to great quality playback. The 2 HD videos have an HD streaming option. The rest look as good as the WMV download options do.

Running times are quite long, usually over 40 minutes.

Each scene has a picture gallery that is huge and full of professional photographs. Their content is very similar to that in the movies.


Small Talk and Personal Opinion

Captain Stabbin is a more or less retired site in 2011, but its big archive of porn is still relevant, sexy, and a lot of fun. You'll see some gorgeous porn stars, many fucking when they were still starting out, and the anal sex is well done. The porn, overall, is great (if a little repetitive).

Many sites that don't update become irrelevant quickly. Not so with Captain Stabbin, thanks in large part to the quality of the scenes and also to the generous bonuses: members have free access to the entire Reality Kings network. Its sites are all accessible in the same members area, and most of the sites update weekly and have 1080p HD video for hundreds of their scenes. The sites' porn sits nicely with the sort of action you cam to Captain Stabbin for. It isn't a hard jump from the captain's boat to the club orgies of In The VIP, or the Brazilian ass fucking in Mike in Brazil. There are more than two dozen sites in total that offer great action at no cost.



Your PriceRegular PricePeriodRebillsAdditional Info
USD 1.00 USD 1.00 2 daysRebills after every periodTrial. Rebills at $39.95/month until canceled.
USD 17.95 USD 24.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every period
USD 89.95 USD 89.95 1 yearNON recurring
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The hardcore anal sex on the boat is fun, intense, and features hot girls. The library is big. Unfortunately the site isn't really updated any longer, though. With access to the entire Reality Kings network as a bonus, however, the site remains a great pick.

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