Mean Bitches review

 

MeanBitches has good content, but their delivery is poor. Mean Scenes episodes are updated with 2-3 minute clips, doled out whenever. Some of these episodes take close to a year to have all of their parts uploaded.

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59
Above Average
 

Points/USD: 2.11

Entertainment: 28/35   Generally very good, although poor acting from some mistresses.
Technical content: 12/25   Pictures are shot with consumer camera and videos suffer from hard compression.
Usability: 6/15   Episodes in small clips and conclusions of episodes can take almost a year.
Updates: 12/25   Regular weekly updates.
 
 
 
Date: 2009-03-17
Written by: Tamesin

Categories:
Butts, Femdom, Foot-fetish, Pornstar, Fetish, Videos

Tags:
ass licking, ass worship, big butts, foot worship, masturbation instruction, POV
 
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Concept and Introduction

Mean Bitches is devoted to worshipping ample female asses and beautiful feet. The women here are demanding bitches who expect the men in their sights to obey without question. If the subs don't obey, there will be hell to pay.

 

Porn Talk

If you like your women mean and demanding, you'll find plenty of sneering women in Mean Bitches. The content mainly revolves around ass and foot worship, which of course means humiliation for the hapless men who becomes ensnared in their web. There are many believable vignettes where men are "forced" into worshipping the Mean Bitch's ass and feet. Even though they protest at first, these men are soon jumping through every hoop presented to them. They may start the episode out as strong men, but they end up smothered by ample asses and slaves to their cocks. (There is an occasional female sub/slave).

Much of the episodes show a lot of creativity and humiliation. Each of the over 100 Mean Bitches featured has a certain way of dominance, and they show their style in their videos. Unfortunately, the delivery of many of these videos leaves a lot to be desired.

 

Tech Talk

Mean Scenes are split up into several very short clips of around 2 minutes in length. Unfortunately, there's no ability to download the episode in its entirety. The videos open to 640x480 (around 716 Kbps) and are good quality. There are also 20 pictures which can be either screencaps or still photos, to go with each of the Mean Scenes clips. These open to 655x480, 1002x668, or 1000x1500 pixels. Suffice it to say, there's no set photo size. There's a slide show option, but there's no zip download. The quality of these pictures also vary - from screencap quality to much clearer photos.

The Mean Scenes episodes are laid out on pages with 12 thumbnails. On the 6th page are scenes dating back to January, 2004. I expected a date closer to maybe 2007 or 2006. I guess doling out those very tiny scenes a little at a time is the bulk of the updating. If you want to see episodes before 2004, there's a link to that.

The Slaves Orders episodes have many more photos; the average gallery is probably around 100. These open to around 1500x1000 pixels and are generally good in quality. Some of them are blurry screencap quality, though. There are 12 episodes per page, with over 20 pages - going all the way back to January, 2004.

Thankfully, these videos are longer - usually around 8 to 10 minutes in length. These open to a 640x480 (778 Kbps) sized, decent quality screen. Higher bit rate would greatly improve quality though.

 

Small Talk and Personal Opinion

The content inside MeanBitches is divided into two categories: Mean Scenes and Slave Orders. The latter is a POV type of episode, with a new Mistress giving you wank off instructions or feet and ass licking orders, which is pretty cool. All the episodes are laid out in good sized thumbnails, with a couple updates per week, spread out between Mean Scenes and Slaves Orders.

The Mean Scenes come in short clips of around 2 to 3 minutes in length and are added one at a time, apparently whenever the whim strikes the webmaster. For instance, in the episode entitled "Mean Milf," (which features very poor acting by Victoria Valentino), the first clip was uploaded on May 20, 2008. The 9th clip was uploaded September 11, 2008. That's a very long time to wait to see how the episode ends. Watching the abrupt ending in the 9th clip, I can't help but think there's more to come. It's not just this episode in particular; others are doled out on such a slow schedule. One took about 10 months to finish (from December to September, 2007). I wonder why an entire episode takes so long to be shown in this members' area.

I also don't like how the Mean Scenes clips are only 2-3 minutes in length. It's not user friendly to have to download clip after clip, and especially waiting so long before a clip is added to an episode. There should be an option to view the episode in its entirety. But perhaps because it takes almost a year in some cases for the webmaster to get around to uploading all the clips in an episode, he forgets about doing that.

 

Pricing

PricePeriodRebillsAdditional Info
USD 27.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every periodRecurs at $21.95 monthly
USD 49.95 3 months / 90 daysRebills after every period
USD 55.00 3 months / 90 daysNON recurring
USD 37.95 1 month / 30 daysRebills after every periodIncludes access to 3 related sites. Recurs at $29.95 monthly.
 
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Conclusion

I have mixed feelings about Mean Bitches. The content within is very good, with plenty for ass and foot worshippers. Updates are regular, and the navigation is pretty good. My problem with this site, and it's a big problem, is that the Mean Scenes episodes are doled out in very small (i.e., 2 minute) clips over a long period of time. One episode took almost a year to complete. That's too long, in my opinion, to wait for the conclusion of an episode.



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