Dirty Teen Celebrities review
Concept and Introduction
It's easy to pity former generations of horny young men. Back in the day, finding spankable images of your favorite teen stars was damned near impossible - red carpet photos of Patty Duke unknowingly flashing her panties, for example, were nonexistent. Thankfully, today's young starlets are unrepentantly trampy. They're, well, Dirty Teen Celebrities.
With a site name like Dirty Teen Celebrities, you pretty much know what you're getting into: pics and flicks of teen queens showing off their goods. All the usual suspects are on display here - both genuine teeny boppers (Vanessa Hudgens, Emma Watson, etc.) and older teen idols (Katy Perry, anyone?) are available for the wanking, as are a smattering of male teen dreams like Leonardo DiCaprio and Zac Efron.
Your membership also includes complete access to a celeb-centric 10-site network: Homemade Celebrity Porn, Fake Fantasy, Celebrity Spanker, Oriental Celebs, Paparazzi Stalkers, Famous MILF, Reality Star Scandals, Ebony Hollywood and Sexy Male Celebrities are just a mouse click away.
Material is culled from a variety of sources - magazine spreads, red carpet events, movies and television shows (Wanna see Kelly Osbourne show off her panties on Chelsea Lately? You got it!). American and international celebs are showcased here, meaning you're totally spoiled for choice.
Because the site's material has been gathered from all over God's creation, there's not a lot of consistency when it comes to the resolution of the photos they have on offer. Red carpet snaps are the highest-quality pics you can pick - many hover around the 800x1200 mark and look bright, vivid and sharp. Screencaps generally run 800x600 and look slightly pixilated but still passable. All image galleries can be downloaded as zip files or viewed as slideshows.
There are no downloadable videos available here - all flicks are presented as 600x340 Flash streams. The streams look pretty swell, though, load and buffer quickly and are easy to fast-forward and rewind.
Over 5,000 bonus DVDs that cover all niches are online as well - these DVDs are of comparable resolution to the premium content and can be viewed as low or high bandwidth Flash files or as streaming WMV files.
Small Talk and Personal Opinion
There are a couple hundred videos and almost two thousand photo galleries available on Dirty Teen Celebrities, with more content added on a daily basis. That alone would be worth the price of admission, but the fact that you're also given access to a 10-site network of similar content really ups the ante. By no means is the site infallible (videos aren't downloadable, fake content is occasionally passed off as the real thing, there's no alert system in place to let you know when your favorite celebs have new content posted), but its exhaustive list of stars can't be argued with.
The archives can be searched by celeb name or category (homemade, paparazzi, reality TV etc.) or just browsed by popularity. We all know there's a shitload of lurid celebrity content available on the 'net. To find so much of it conveniently collected in one place, however, is a real treat.
Dirty Teen Celebrities: they're young, dumb and they'll make you cum. Tons of content, updated on a near-constant basis, is what this particular site is all about - the fact that it's part of a huge network of similar sites is just the cherry on the sundae. Format options and resolutions could stand a boost, but other than that it's hard to find much fault with the work these guys do. There are tons of celebrity porn sites online - this is one of the best.
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